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Anti-Care Sweatpants

Anti-Care Sweatpants

Regular price $60.00 USD
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Designed for extended sitting, prolonged avoidance, and casual participation in decline.

These Anti-Care sweatpants signal allegiance to the system while maximizing comfort during inactivity. Built for couch tenure, late-night scrolling, skipped appointments, and “I’ll start Monday” energy.

Featuring official Anti-Care markings, symbolic rejection of preventative behavior, and reinforced structure for daily neglect. Movement is optional. Awareness is discouraged.

Wear them proudly while maintaining baseline fatigue, chronic stress, and delayed intervention.

Approved for inactivity.
Discourages progress.
Compliance never felt this comfortable.

*Items are made to order, please allow up to 2-3 weeks for processing and shipping

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Contrast Tape Straight-Leg


Fabric: 56.44% cotton, 43.56% polyester


Care Instructions: Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle); Do not bleach; Tumble dry low; Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print; Do not dry clean


Notes: Minor batch differences can occur during blank garment production due to variations in fabric, dye and processing. This is common in apparel manufacturing, and we work hard to keep every item consistent.

 

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inch cm inch cm inch cm inch cm inch cm
Length 40.6  103  41.3  105  42.1  107  42.9  109  43.7  111 
Waist 12.6  32  13.4  34  14.2  36  15.0  38  15.7  40 
Hip 20.9  53  21.7  55  22.4  57  23.2  59  24.0  61 
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